Fire breathing dog
so i was at my dad’s and i went into the bathroom….this was taped to the inside of the door.
thank gawd i was in the bathroom, ‘cause this nearly scared the piss outta me.
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
I don’t watch Supernatural so I thought these were all fake quotes so whAT EVEN IS THIS SHOW
Happiness and laughter mixed with large amounts of angst and tears, all wrapped up in a thick layer of masochism.
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT
LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN
JUST WATCH IT
I have lost faith in physics
what on this fucking earth
The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
thats what you get for letting go rose
Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
*laughing and crying* This is exactly what I needed to read since I’m dealing with this on my birthday…
shawty got lower than my self esteem